Sometimes I feel like my kids guess that I am an idiot.
They must not know that I have been alive for as long as I have.
They must doubt that I have been through the same experience as in my life but they are now dealing with. They honestly must guess that they are able to pull the wool over my eyes with a legitimately little thought or effort. However, they are incorrect, then growing up I was quite a hooligan myself. I got into a lot of trouble plus I know all of the tricks when it comes to hiding things from your parents. That’s why I do not even bother with explicit threats to my kids. I just monitor them from afar thanks to the smart temperature control; Clearly, the kids guess that I do not ever look at the energy expenditure reports from our smart temperature control. They must not realize that I can see a detailed temperature control plan if I ask my smart temperature control to print out a report of the daily temperature settings. In fact, I correctly check our smart temperature control to look for odd variations in the indoor air quality control settings. Whenever I see a immense discrepancy in the temperature control programming I know that my children have had friends over without my permission. They will crank up the air-conditioning system to make it comfortable for their little friends. They obviously do not guess that I noticed our high utility bills or alterations to the normal temperature control programming… Frankly, I want to keep it that way.