You could say that I grew up in a godless household.
My parents followed no identifiable religious system or ever forced us to attend any kind of worship service. In general, I am happy that I was not pushed into the box created by religion. However, from time to time I wish that I had more scripture ammo on my side when people started getting strangely judgmental with me, living in the South, I often encounter people with rather radical Christian beliefs, unluckyly, this can happen someplace, from the grocery store to the comfort of my own house. I found this out the strenuous way last weekwhen even my central heating, cooling, plus ventilation control specialist had something to say about my life of sin. Namely, that my lack of Christian values was the cause of my central heating, cooling, plus ventilation device breakdown. If you’re unsure how Christianity is attached to heating plus cooling equipment, that makes two of us. The problem all started when my air conditioning unit wasn’t responding correctly to my temperature control setting variations. Every time I adjusted the indoor air temperature lower my AC unit made a terrible sound before it stopped pumping any cool indoor air through the vents whatsoever. I called out my local Heating plus A/C repair shop plus asked for an emergency Heating plus A/C inspection. When the heating plus cooling specialist arrived she had a odd look on her face. She could not get out of the apartment quick enough to inspect the air conditioning unit. When the AC repair was done she reported back with the bill in hand… And just had to mention that my lack of religious insignia couldn’t be helping my indoor air quality.
